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10:16pm July 25, 2014

kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

<3

10:59pm July 22, 2014

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

depxtyprettyeyes:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

WHAT IS THIS

Long Prep story short, my FWB just moved to Ocala and is currently in a motel.

SO ANYWAY!

I get to the motel after work, right? Five minutes into Him explaining what MMOs he’s updating on his computer I notice my bra is starting to pinch. So I do the normal thing of just taking my bra off under my shirt and dropping it on the floor.
Half an hour later this happens-

Boy: *Casual Grope* -.O *more searching grope* You’re not wearing a bra?
Me: Nope. I took it off, it was hurting…
Boy: When did this happen!?!
Me: Like, five minutes after I got here.
Boy: How did I not notice this?!
Me: I donno *thinks* you were being all “Gamer”
Boy: *joking* yeah I was being all gay.
Me: Ga-MER
Boy: yeah I heard you, I’m kidding.
Me: Probably didn’t help I didn’t actually take my shirt off. We can do that ya know, it’s, like, a right of passage.

12:03pm July 22, 2014
bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god


I will never get tired of this one

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

I will never get tired of this one

12:02pm July 22, 2014

ry-buscus:

Anon: Have you had sex today?

Me: well I played a ranked game that fucked me pretty hard

12:01pm July 22, 2014

devinchee:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

cannedmuffins:

honeyyoumeanhunkules:

erinsuxx:

finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her immaculate conception for my sequential art final.  very happy with how this came out/that it’s finished.

this is beautiful, good job!

This is actually how I said it probably happened.

I just laughed myself into space

"yea someone ‘came upon you’ but i dont think it was the lord" is the best line ever written in the history of anything

Pppffffffffffttttt

11:57am July 22, 2014

pokemon-personalities:

an aesthetic that will never go out of style: making others feel loved, needed, and important 

11:41am July 22, 2014
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

8:55am July 22, 2014
tinalikesbutts:

OH NO
WHATEVER SHALL I DO


*button smash*

tinalikesbutts:

OH NO

WHATEVER SHALL I DO

*button smash*

10:55pm July 21, 2014
10:20pm July 20, 2014